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Did you know that in term male human and female pokemon intercourses, Goodra is a fine choice.
It has a super well-rounded stat spread, all stats beside defense and speed are above 100, making an enduring partner that can take a ton of thrusting, complimented by its rest + sleep talk combo. A 2m build, a Thicc body, giving off mommy vibe.
That said, Goodra has certain disadvantages, firstly, its signature ability Gooey can reduce your (thrust) speed, but you can always opt for hydration. Secondly, it movepool is a bit lacking with only dragon tail, life dew and the afforementioned moves suited for intercourses.
Overall, despite the lackluster moveset, I still recommend you Goodra for its endurance and Thiccness.