Recent reviews by Assassinessa

Зомби и классическая музыка. Расчленяй эстетично!

Zombies and classical music. Chop arms aesthetically!

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Strong story of the real most likely possible future (some things are already taking place).
Charismatic characters. Jensen and Pritchard full of sarcasm.

And now, as a classic of all my reviews, "What pi$$ed me off this time":

★ I can't stand when you're telling me how to play, using game achievements trick (and why do you always have to shoot so many out of your a$$?). You're killing the whole fun with your factory zero stuff. When I completed factory zero, I felt like I was literally pwned, seriously. These constant F5 and reloads ("I hope you like to respawn" style), twisted maps, soldiers that apparently grew eyes on their a$$es and some that were stuck in walls (this hurt my feelings especially much during an important mission).
★ Why so much stealth? I'm a highly dangerous augmented dude and not some sneaking vent roach. My enemies gotta fear me instead! If I ever wish for stealth I'll just go play Hitman.
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Would I get some certain augs for myself?
Yes, I will. 😈

I normally don't waste words on game reviews, unless it's a badge task or... the game ANNOYED THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!
So, I'm landing headshots left and right on 2-3 zombies at a time, not even missing a damn bullet, but this stupid game still flips me off and I'm getting 2 a$$holes munching my neck right away (talking about "hell of a sheriff" dlc). And what kind of greedy perverts you gotta be to sell original soundtracks separately from the overpriced game?! You knew all too well those outstanding classic soundtracks were the main key to a horror atmosphere. You didn't even try hard to make new ones too, did you? Most of the time playing this game I felt like I was in a total silence.
P.S. Praise the guy on your team who created that adorable raccoon hat, it melted away my anger. You get your "like".

I have super high expectations for Resident Evil 3, since it's my favourite part. Be gentle with it. I want the creaking doors back, ladder footsteps, all Jill's original outfits and everything that we loved this game for.

Пиздаебское абсолютно неиграбельное управление НАСТОЛЬКО выбесило, что я впервые в жизни пойду хакать ачивки за потраченные нервы. Ушла отмывать руки от этого говна.

1 из 10 (только лишь за карточки и ачивки для украшения профиля).

The most challenging, competitive game in the world, which makes everyone go insane, lose their minds, become furious, agressive and arrogant. Best COOP in which you're ready to tear to shreds for your partner. Berserk PVP. Difficult, rough, no mercy BTZ mode which demands godlike skills from you, wild intuition and insane luck due to many broken things in game including lag, which make PVP look like russian roulette in many situations! Great story mode. Huge open world maps. Amazing DLC. Many charismatic characters. Tons of stunning weapons. Modders, cheaters, laggers, haters, sh*ttalkers, sick people and a lot more! DL is a small community where players praise the best ones, watch their streams for 24 hours, trying to play like them and at the same time talk sh*t behind their backs. DL is a community where players copy each other and steal tactics, hate each other, betray each other, by stealth use mods, cheats and game bugs, deceive each other and at the same time support each other and gather together in powerful team to kick somebody's *ss (who they hate the most) to make victory screenshots after and upload videos of battles on youtube for mocking and to show off. We are competitive, we are bold, we are creative, we are great, we are brave, we are cowards, we are big, we are small, we are stuck up, we are modest, we are friendly, we are hostile, we are skillful, we are vile, we are honorable, we are pathetic, we are cheaters, we are legit, we are winners, we are losers.
We are lone wolves, we are teamers, we are hunters... we have lives and we don't. We love to say "I'm just having fun!"

F*cking welcome to join us!