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But at least the ingame store works

YIKES

Many pictures. Such story rich. Very explorative. 6/10 paws

Very relaxing and fun clicker/farming game. Achievements can be obtained in 3-4 hours but depends on how you play. Ideal for a short break in between. 8/10 paws

Very spooky

Many greedy people involved, such disappointment, very bad decision. 0/10 paws

bad customer relation

Much dignity, so hip, little money, very hipster, danger to touch.

Very nice and free platformer to fill the time. Not very difficult and contains 8 story related achievements which unlock through playing the missions. Controls with controller are quite precise and the gameplay is pretty straight forward. Enjoy!

Having the time of my life while ripping off China in trade tremendously, nuking North Korea back to stone age and building a huge, I mean a really huge wall on our border to Mexico. Thanks to this game I know more about ISIS than the generals.

Suggestions for improvements/updates: DLC which deals about 'Crooked Hillary's Emails and giving me the chance to lock her up, friendship simulator with Putin and finally a mission to acquire the failing nytimes which is full of really, really bad people.

Would stump for the Trump again 11/10

1# Update: Can't stop winning, even after 3 years I'm not tired of winning so tremendously.
2# Update: Since the out of touch Democraps have nominated (very) sleepy Joe and phony Kamala (who isn't even allowed to become president) it is up to us, the people to decide the path of our great country. Vote full R on Tuesday, November 3, 2020!