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23 of 29 (79%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1-800-CLEARED

Finish the game
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2017 @ 4:12pm

1-800-GETHELP

Finish the game on hard mode
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2020 @ 6:24pm

NUCLEAR WASTE

They won't reach the Nuclear Throne
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:58am

FANTASTIC!

Unlock all the Fans
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:58am

THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...

Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:58am

SNAKE CHARMER

Unlock all snake masks
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:58am

WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS

Unlock all of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2017 @ 3:31pm

FANATIC

Clear a level with each Fan
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

FAMILY BUSINESS

Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2020 @ 11:08am

DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU

Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2017 @ 4:23pm

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

Destroy 100 electronic devices
Unlocked 16 May, 2017 @ 7:36am

KARMA

Die 1000 times
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2017 @ 5:57pm

GOT YOUR BACK

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2017 @ 10:46pm

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT

Do as the Director says!
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2020 @ 11:08am

ASSASSIN'S CRED

Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2018 @ 9:38am

DEAD SILENT

Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:58am

I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!

Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2020 @ 11:08am

STARE INTO THE ABYSS

Unlock THE ABYSS
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:58am

THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES

Meet up with the Biker
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:58am

COMBO BEGINNER

Perform a 5x combo
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:58am

COMBO INTERMEDIATE

Perform a 10x combo
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:58am

COMBO MASTER

Perform a 15x combo
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2017 @ 3:02pm

COMBO GOD

Perform a 20x combo
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2017 @ 12:36pm



ACHIEVEMENT WHORE

Unlock all achievements

1-800-GODDAMN

Get A+ on all levels on normal

SNAKES ON A HEAD

Clear a level with each snake mask

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Get the big picture

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS

Use every weapon in the game at least once

GENOCIDE

Kill 50,000 enemies