Recent reviews by Baby Jesus

Very fun

Game is a cool concept but:
-Loading screens so long that it will take you to retirement age just to enter a game
-More cheaters than the average CSGO lobby
-Players so toxic and braindead you will question the state of humanity
-Money so hard to obtain, you may as well get a real life job to do so

So all in all 10/10-Got instantly blown up after loading into a lobby for 10 mins

>wake up on beach >
wander
>meet some guys dressed up in trash holding AK-47s
>hey you, NAKED
>I come>
Follow us, ur our prisoner now
>they bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
>they bring me to their base
> SING FOR US
> I dont say anything
> well youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless arent you
> bring him in the thunderdome
> wait what
> they bring me into a prison with another naked
> NOW FIGHT!
> me and the naked fight intensely with rocks
> I kill him, everyone screaming allahu akbar in middle eastern accents
> they bring me outside for a break
> one ISIS member leaves the base and i run outside while the door is open
> being shot by AK-47s while zigzagging>I escape into desert
Then I left Egypt, bought rust and the same thing happened in rust.

> Play as French guy with giant shield
> Storm a room filled with 4 enemies
> Cant do anything but blocking bullets
> Died eventually
> Team lost the round
> I apologized
> Was expecting insults and yells but they instead said to me "Hey, nice cover, sorry we lost"


tbh 72% of siege players are coppers on McDonald’s WiFi, unless they’re on the enemy team, then they’re ex pro league with a well coordinated 5-stack.