Don't expect people to keep in step--it's hard enough just staying in line.
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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are
created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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"We want to create puppets that pull their own strings."
-- Ann Marion

"Would this make them Marionettes?"
-- Jeff Daiell
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Peter: [Peter has taken a hose to the staircase and sprayed it with water] Hey, Brian, I made a waterslide with the stairs! [goes down the stairs hitting bumps until he hurts himself, and starts crying like a little kid]
Brian: I'm not going to call the hospital because you wouldn't learn anything if I do.
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There are no emotional victims, only volunteers.
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Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!
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Those who don't understand Linux are doomed to reinvent it, poorly.
-- unidentified source
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+rep good trader :) :**

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+1 rep (good trade)

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