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Not Recommended
6.1 hrs last two weeks / 2,530.3 hrs on record (2,038.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Dec, 2019 @ 2:56pm
Updated: 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09pm

This game started as an enjoyable experience but has since turned into nothing more than an Online Chore Simulator. Every new update something breaks the game or further increases the loading times and lag spikes. Bungie has absolutely no idea how to properly balance anything without just nerfing it into the ground (PvP and PvE sandboxes competing with each other in this regard). And the gameplay has become much more repetitive, lazy, and boring that playing it is so much less enjoyable than watching ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ paint dry (Each season is the same old "Running from room to room just killing more guys" and "BANK THOSE MOTES, GUARDIAN!!!" loop that you want to shoot yourself in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ foot each time you run the activity).
This is all without mentioning the increasingly greedy and overpriced content that's been forced upon us. Each new DLC costs more than the last, ensuring that you keep those wallets dry and empty and you get nothing but ♥♥♥-stained pocket lint mixed with Bungie's smegma in return. Event Cards are a shameless cash grab that are an absolute insult to anyone who pays the $10 USD for them. Dungeon Passes are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke considering that Dungeons were bundled with their parent DLCs up until Beyond Light.
All in all, this game is an absolute waste of time. The mechanics are unimaginative, lazy, and repeated across the entire game that it makes playing it a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slog. You will have more fun crushing your nipples in a glowing-hot Vice Clamp than playing this sad excuse of a game.
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2 Comments
iiPheno 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm 
Mad cuz bad
ItsFrosty 17 Mar, 2021 @ 5:14pm 
:steamsalty: