Recent reviews by 0hSLiP

Yo, why does this feel more like an Elder Scrolls game than an actual Elder Scrolls game?

WTF!!! I am speechless. THIS is how you make games, VR or not pay attention. Half Life : Alyx is the game I have been waiting for and isn't some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ filler. A full fledged game that happens to be in VR and is extremely fun and well made. I haven't even gotten far as my wife pulled me from the game to do some stuff around the house, but I will be playing this until I fall asleep in game tonight. Trust me, if you have a VR get this NOW!!!

Also, thank you Valve!!!

Whew! I don't know how ConcernedApe did it but he got me.

It started off slow, you know, one game on steam and a few hours here and there. Then mobile launched and I was like "hey, now I can play and pass time laying in bed or at work; even on long flights!".

Then I came in contact with console versions because, ♥♥♥♥ it, I wanna play on the big screen and then came the switch version because dedicated controls while on the go!

Then it dawned on me, ConcernedApe is the greatest salesman of all time! Just create a game that is just addictive and replayable enough that people actually want to spend time in the virtual world of Stardew Valley.

Honestly, I thought it was innocent at first and then realization sunk in that I am under some kind of spell!! I think it has to do with the witch in the swamp!

All in all it is truly a great game and worth every penny, haha get it "Penny", that I have spent on all platforms. Would say it deserves a solid 9/10 and would put this into a category that will be a game people hold on a pedestal for years to come.

TL;DR - Buy the game it is really, really good

Its come a long way. I occasionally hop on to check out what has changed, originally had high hopes that were crushed. I will say I am happy that I was on the hype train and bought this game when it first launched, reason being that even with the rough start the developers didn't turn belly up and quit. They used the money to fund development further and create the game which we, the community, wished for. I can count on three fingers, other companies that would continue to develop after all they hate they recieved upfront, which was justifiable. I guess I need to get my couple hundred hours worth now, as not only was my money worth it initially, but now also my time. Great Job Hello Games!

tis a good game

Ok, I swear it was just 3 P.M. (it is now 3 A.M.) and I want my time back!

In all seriousness, this game will make time fly and in a good way. Worth the money I promise. Just buy the game!

Step 1 : Buy CS:GO
Step 2 : Play MM until MGE/DMG
Step 3 : Buy ESEA
Step 4 : Realize you suck
Step 5 : Work harder and take criticism
Step 6 : Get Good
Step 7 : Get Better
Step 8 : Realize you still suck
Step 9 : Uninstall
Step 10 : Wake up! You had a dream that you uninstalled CS:GO.
Step 11 : Re-install
Step 12 : Realize you have put in 2k hours
Step 13 : Realize you have made it further than 98% of other players
Step 14 : Keep going.
Step 15 : Don't Stop
Step 16 : Teach others and build those around you.
Step 17 : Learn from others and let them build you.
Step 18 : Have fun.

You know, for a early access game it was fun. With that being said you can tell it isn't a finished game.

I do look forward to the updates to improve upon the story line and playstyles along with a bigger variety of gear sets; as those have left alot to be desired. Even with those greivances the game is fun if you understand where this game currently sits in development.

Pros
-beautiful level design (even though the total of size isn't astronomical)
-decent music
-easy to use skill tree/attributes system (mainly for new players) *not completed tho
-combat style (pretty straight forward, think Diablo)
-still under development

Cons
-movement needs a little, and i do mean little, polishing
-needs more variety in armour/weapons with equal drops for all classes (mage drops are almost nonexistent)
-no voice acting (not a huge concern but enough to draw in life to the game would be nice)
-needs a local map and minimap needs to be more accurate (I do however like the overlay for dungeons, implement that for when you are in the world map)
-currently unfinished storyline that is pretty short given the price of the game
-never felt underpowered or overwhelmed with enemies or against uncommon enemies (needs *some* grind imo)

Over all

I feel this game will go places and do things if the development stays true. You can tell this is a game of sorts where people are making a game that they love and want to write their own story. I can recommend this game if someone can accept this is no where near a finished game and wants to pass some time and prepare for an experience, that I personally think will be amazing.

However, do not buy this if you want a full arpg title to sink 100's or 1000's of hours in as it sits. It just isn't there yet!

Although my time with Wolcen : Lords of Mayhem has come to an end, I do await the days ahead that I can return and burn a path to finish what has been started. All together this game gets a SOLID 6/10, as it currently sits from me, and hope that it will go up in futures time.

My 6 year old son loves this game. I however have never played it and never will as I have a real job. Why the ever living ♥♥♥♥ would I want to play a game where I would have to put in real life hours to harvest a virtual crop. This is what is wrong with America, #DonaldTrump #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MAGA. QUIT LETTING VIRTUAL JOBS TAKE OUR REAL JOBS! 8.5/10

LOL THIS IS NOT A GAME, THIS IS A POLISHED PEICE OF ♥♥♥♥! Developed by people whose sole purpose is to raise your blood pressure. I mean my 10 year old cousin in now on medication and I had two heart attacks while playing this excuse of a game. BLUE HOLE, MORE LIKE HELL HOLE. 5/7