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1 person found this review helpful
22.5 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
Now while I got the whole game on sale.
You know, they say space is the final frontier, right? Well, this game? This game is like... like a cosmic sandbox! You're building your own little galactic empire, like a little kid with LEGOs, but instead of plastic bricks, you're using planets! And the systems! Oh, the systems are like... like little snow globes, each one with its own swirling, twirling, zinging little world!

This game, it's like Civilization, but IN SPACE! You're researching techs, building cities, expanding your borders... but instead of chariots, you've got spaceships! Pew pew! And it's got that Humankind vibe too, you know? That feeling of guiding your people through the ages, watching them evolve, making choices that ripple through the galaxy! It's like being a cosmic puppeteer, pulling the strings of destiny!

Now, I've been tooling around for 13 hours, and let me tell you, the Vaulters? They're the perfect starting point, folks! Like training wheels for the spaceways! They're tough, they're resourceful, they've got that whole "underdog makes good" thing going on. You'll learn the ropes with them, trust me. And the visuals? Forget about it! It's like someone took a Van Gogh painting and turned it into a video game! Just gorgeous!

Learn by doing, explore, experiment! Just like Humankind, you'll figure it out as you go. And trust me, it's worth it! This game is like... like a cosmic adventure, a journey of discovery. Now, I'm still on the hunt for those elusive space whales do they exist IDK
Posted 17 March.
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10.9 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
BOOM Headshot!!!

The game that fuses arcade racers with Football (the proper name)

Just be cautious not to get addicted
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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4.3 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Boy Do I Enjoy The Breakroom
Posted 19 June, 2015.
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5 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
The Game pays for itself (i bought it for cdn$0.16) +Its short
Posted 23 March, 2015.
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12.0 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
the US want my cigars, The Soviets want my Rum
Posted 22 March, 2015.
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