HI WAR THUNDER WHEN

Sometimes I like to prolapse my anus and then swing around my colon like a cowboy lasso, then chase old ladies down the street with it screaming in horrible pain. They are too old to run so they get covered in blood and feces while I screech loudly.

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun x
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