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ㅤ* My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
ㅤ* You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
ㅤ* I was in the supermarket and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!