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2 people found this review helpful
32.7 hrs on record (18.3 hrs at review time)
This game on the surface level is insane, very fun and engaging with tons of action and a few missions to complete.

Pros:

- A good blend of action and exploring on the surface level (not your average call of duty black ops more of a open world sort of feel)
- Basic assortment of guns for now but with future warbands (gold passes) new weapons and skins should be available
- Warbands are attainable from playing the game so no need to spend more than the game price


Cons:

- Gets tedious after a while
- Issues relating to finding games, adding friends and glitches in finishing missions.
- Hopefully there will be more variety of things to do in relation to the ship and more missions.
Posted 18 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
171.8 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
I've been playing this game for years (even if not through Steam), and I can say that, through time, it has evolved to provide many unique and exciting features:
- Severe game balancing issues! Land tons of damage with one class and steal loot from other poor useless players!
- No serious updates in years! You can play the same dungeons again, and again and again! And then some more!
- Rampant cheating! And if this doesn't still sell this to you, also know that the company now managing the game, the infamous Kabam, totally ignores cheater reports!
- Poisonous community! Scammers? We got those! Hackers ? Of course, the game actually encourages hackers ! Racial and homophobic insults? Goes without saying!
- Pay to win!!! You think you can max your pet without spending real money? Think again!!! And if you don't feel like buying game gold, just check out the black market spambots that make the game chat window completely unusable!
Posted 15 August, 2018. Last edited 15 August, 2018.
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211 people found this review helpful
197 people found this review funny
18.1 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☑ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 15 August, 2018. Last edited 29 September, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
41.2 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Steep is a realistic and exciting game for those that love extreme winter sports such as snowboarding and skiing. Lets see the pros and cons.

Pros:
- Snowboarding and skiing were very fun and had plenty of possibilities in terms of spins and grabs

- BEAUTIFUL map

- Challanges and mountain stories were really engaging

- Create your own challanges

- Very open world

- Good Graphics

- Good Multiplayer

This game is a really good game if you're an adventurous person. I wouldn't buy it for $60. However, I would buy it when it on sale at around 50% off.

Cons:
- Sometimes feels like there isn't enough content (in terms of challanges)

-- I recommend getting the season pass/ dlc to avoid this problem as much as possible

- The gameplay can get glitchy at times (ex. getting stuck in a rock)

- Social mechanics could be worked on (maybe have a chatbox and better mic input)

Even though it partially lacks in a few areas such asOk. Let's break it down.

Overall Summary:

Before you buy this, keep this in mind. Steep is essentially this large mountain that you could do whatever you want on. Yes, it will get boring because you are basically doing the same thing over and over again and Yes, you will probably only have about 20-28 hours of actual entertainment. The environment look will not grow old as the whole map is completely different. I have a GTX 1070 and I can run this game flawlessly on high/ultra graphics, I highly recommend playing this game on high graphics as it really looks nice.


The wingsuit on keyboard is absolutely aids. You have to constantly hit the Down key (S key) just to remain in the sky. If you get close to ground, you get more points, however, it is more likely that you will get hit and KO'd.

Snowboard is alright. You can pretty much do everything alright, but like I said earlier, a controller would be a lot better. Expect to fall on the snowboard a lot because its hard to control the G-force and the way you land on keyboard, for beginners atleast.

The ski is basically a replica of the snowboard, however there is only a change in speed. All the movement and everything feels good and its responsive. I don't use the ski's that much so I really don't have a say although in the times i've tried it, those are what i've noticed.

I find the parachute to be the easiest to control on keyboard. I prefer to be on the ground going fast on snowboard, but parachute is easy to control, its not that hard to use and you can get some great views from it. Good screenshot material.
content, glitches, and social mechanics, it is still quite thrilling to play.
Posted 15 August, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
113.1 hrs on record (34.5 hrs at review time)
You can do everything you can't do in real life, like casting magic and talking to girls
Posted 23 November, 2017. Last edited 26 November, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Good DLC
Posted 29 October, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
27.2 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
10/10 but got a bit boring after a while
Posted 19 May, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
3,076.9 hrs on record (127.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I bought this game for the chickens, and was not disappointed. After exploring the countless lands the chickens have traveled far and wide, I realized their population was growing too large. The chickens had started to inhabit such horrid locations across the world, such as nuclear plants, and offices without cafeterias. I knew what had to be done. I bought a flip knife off of the steam market, and called PETA. I listened to In the Arms of an Angel in my Microsoft Professional Deluxe Gaming Chair 360 for about twelve hours with no response, so, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I loaded up de_nuke and started to put the chickens out of their misery. I cried harder that night than I have ever before.

The next morning, with tears in my eyes, I loaded up Counter-Strike: Global Chicken, and I saw a new item waiting in my inventory. My Flip Knife had turned into a Flip Knife Slaughter. At that moment, I realized what a horrible thing I had done.
With my hand shaking, I navigated my mouse, and uninstalled Counter-Strike: Global Chicken.

I regret everything I have done. I am writing this review to warn you about the chickens, and to let you know I have made a full recovery, and that I have started my new journey in Goat Simulator. Thank you, and farewell.
Posted 25 March, 2017. Last edited 31 March, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Very good and cool one of the best games ive played
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
36.2 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Very fun and good game
Posted 30 October, 2016.
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