Recent reviews by Lena 🌸

does game have monki?
yes

do other horror games have monki?
no

does monki scare you?
yes

how scary is it?
very scary monki

monki?
monki.

I will leave the ass here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it and give it a thumbs up and awards

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The fact that all the English voice actors refused to come back because of fanservice is how you know this game is actually worth playing.

if we hit 1,000 crashes by the end of the month, i'll post 5 videos of me oiled up and twerking

Good morning, lewd literature lovers. I recently started playing Girl's Frontline, because I was found gachaless amongst my peers who have fallen prey to the armies of darkness that is waifuism. I admittedly am enjoying it a lot more than I should and honestly? Consider me sold. Lore is cool. Art is cool. Gameplay is alright. I'm content. But eventually, some questions started to arise; Why only female T-Dolls, Why do T-Dolls even have emotions to begin with? And then the big one:

Can you have sex with a T-Doll?

Now, when this thought first crossed my mind, I was like; You're basically ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a Terminator. On the outside, they look like this, but on the inside, they look like this. But the thing is that this is an already occuring thing in the real world. People go out and buy life sized sex dolls to pleasure themselves. Some even feel an attachment to them and 'Oath' them through marriage.

My next thought was; "Wow, that's kind of desperate, don't you think? Go get laid the right way." But who put that idea in my head? People? Society? Is that even my own philosophy or idea to begin with? In that case, what separates me from a T-Doll, because they're programmed to think a certain way, emotions and all. The same way we're programmed to think a certain way. So who am I to shame someone for their choice, when someone who was programmed themselves decided to program me to think that way? Who's to judge the right from wrong, when our guard is down, I'll think we'll both agree; that humans and T-Doll in the end, are just the same.

My last argument was; "They're not human, so what's the point? They have no free will. They don't love me because they choose to. They love me because they have to." And then my mind broke.

Biomechanics and Wombforces aside, what even makes us human? That we're homosapiens? We define the human experience in line with having a soul, being sentient and being intelligent. Aren't all those things applicable to T-Dolls? What even is a soul? A concioussness? Some amalgamation of emotions? The capacity to feel, think and ultimately, contenplate our own existence? In that case, aren't T-Dolls human, in our nebulous definition? Doesn't Anti-Rain have free will, so aren't they human? And to top it all off.

Are we human? Weren't we made in the image of God? Isn't it disingenuous to think otherwise when we play God and enforce our ideals on our own creations? Weren't we supposed to be subservient to God, much in the same way that T-Dolls are supposed to be subservient to us? Doesn't God enforce his ideals on us, like we do to T-Dolls? Didn't Mary conceive Jesus through the power of the Holy Spirit and without sexual intercourse, much in the same way that T-Dolls can be conceived through the power of Human Intervention, RNGesus and without sexual intercourse? Aren't we the T-Dolls of God?

Didn't we disobey God, much in the same way that M4A1 sinned and M16A1 going AWOL? (Inference from bits and pieces from TV tropes, I dont know the full story) Isn't that purely an act of free will? The fact of having a choice? Isn't having a choice the most human thing of all? Humanity was predicated on it's decision to have a choice. We ate the apple, denied God, killed Abel, became the apex predators and contemplate about having sex with machines, not because we never had a choice, but because we always had a choice.

Neo is not The One because he was chosen to be or was supposed to be. Neo is The One, Determinism or no, because he choose to be. Adam ate the fruit, not because he didn't have a choice, but because he choose to eat the fruit. M4A1 did what it did, not because it had to, but because it choose to. God created humans because he choose to. Yuri Tolochko married his sex doll because because he choose to.

So should I have sex with a T-Doll? Yes. I can have sex with a T-Doll and I should have sex with a T-Doll.

Why?

Because I choose to.

This game has a lot going wrong so lets start
1: It's a blatant mobile game, no effort was made for the game to even look good for PC, even touch feedback on screen was left on.
2. Startup menu has UNCAPPED FPS and god's willing it will reach thousands, so watch out to not burn your GPU.
3. It's a gacha and a very predatory one with :
- 4 Banners to start
- A weapon Banner
- Soft Pity is at 100 Summons ( 100 Summons is 99.99$ ) [50/50 to get the banner hero or a random one]
- Hard Pity is at 180 Summons that guarantees the featured hero
- There is a banner with two featured heroes, so even on hard pity you might not get both heroes.
- A system for dupe heroes that goes up to 5 stars and requires god knows how many dupes to get maxed (The game doesn't tell how many dupes only how many for the next star).
- A million different currencies to confuse the player
- A double time gate, one for the grind part of the game (Energy based) and other for the actual story (Consumable key based).
- Keys to use on story mode actually disappear if you don't use them.
- Only two of said key per week.
- Leveling your account will not give you more energy
- Full energy refill takes almost a full day.
4. Combat is as simplistic as it gets, paper rock scissors type and the biggest enemy is the terrain, as enemies will be behind the isometry and good luck trying to find the magic pixel to click.
5. Plot : It's just some time travel shenanigans, go change the horrible past and such.
6. And to close it off, there's already TWO paid battle passes AND A SURVEY that's just a google docs.
Conclusion: Avoid this game like the plague.

I tried. God, I tried.

I gave her the best shoes, the best meals, trained her under the clearest skies, and yet… she lost.
She stumbled on the final corner, and I stumbled as a trainer, no, as a human being.

How do I look her in the eyes after this? Those bright, hopeful eyes that once sparkled with dreams of victory… now clouded with tears.
“I’ll win next time, Trainer!” she said, forcing a smile through her trembling lips — but I knew it was for my sake.

I wasn’t just training a racer. I was nurturing a dream. And I crushed it with my incompetence.
I picked the wrong races. I misjudged her stats. I overtrained when she needed rest.
I failed to notice she was tired.
I failed to see she needed a break.
I failed… her.

The crowds cheered for another, but I heard nothing. Just the sound of her hooves slowing, her breath short, her heart breaking.
And mine with it.

If you're reading this… cherish your horsegirl. Don’t make the same mistakes I did.
Because sometimes, it's not the race you lose —
It’s her trust.

My partner and I robbed a jewelry store
Tied up hostages
Avoided cameras
Killed the SWAT team
And got away with $70,000
Then I came home and played One-armed robber

-Spawn in
-No idea what to do
-Apparently I am one of the monsters
-Figures out how to open the door and escape
-Guy with a lab coat outside the door
-cant-move.exe
-Mans name is Doctor Hot Ass
-He cannot hear me but I hear him
-Hot Ass asks for a truce we shall not kill eachother
-Initialize friendship
-Hot Ass calls me peanut
-Everyone calls me peanut
-Tell my monster friends Dr. Hot Ass is an ally and not to be killed.
-Leads me through a labrynth
-See the exit, sweet freedom
-Walk outside to see many soldiers
-Doctor Hot Ass pleads with them not to kill me
-All good for a moment
-Mob mentality ensues
-Peanut has been shot in cold blood
-Voice channel errupts in arguments over the death of Peanut.

-Spawn back in
-Monster again
-Fellow monster walks up and asks "Are you peanut?"
-I reply "Yes"
-Screams to the others "LORD PEANUT, ALL HAIL LORD PEANUT!"
-I am now the lord of the SCP monsters

10/10

As an on and off player for 10+ years I would NOT recommend this game. It is by FAR the most addictive game that I have ever played and it will make you feel like you must play even if you don't want to. It is not like other games where you have phases of playing a lot and then just stop. I only ever stopped playing if my account got banned.

To become absolutely anything on this game you must spend sickening amounts of time 'grinding' clicking on virtual rocks, trees, places on the map etc. Just search how much time it physically takes to get 99s (the highest level in any skill) on the game.

A Steam user @Flirwn in these reviews commented :

'RuneScape does nothing more than act as a sink for your productivity and time, making you less successful in your life. This is why most players of this game are unhappy, because they are unhappy with their lives as they aren't achieving anything in them, and are using this game as a coping mechanism to feel productive'

I CANNOT AGREE MORE!

These factors make this the perfect tool for filling in voids in people's lives. Anyone prone to depression, or with an addictive personality should definitely not play. This game will actually suck days out of your life and you'll only look back in regret, praying that you could get those precious hours back. Please take this advice.