LODLOCK
Konrad   Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
 
 
# Valhalla April 2011 - First Place - Starcraft 2 2v2
# Valhalla April 2011 - First Place - Starcraft 2 1v1
# Reloaded 2010 - First Place - Left4Dead 2 4v4 Scavenger
# Valhalla Jan 2011 - First Place - Starcraft 2 2v2
# Valhalla Jan 2011 - First Place - Team Fortress 2 3v3


Steam games have taught me the meaning of life... If ever in trouble JUST MELEE!


OCCUPATION: Pro TF2 SPY. Salary: 1 dollar a backstab.

Currently Employed By: Red (Although you can never quite tell...)
Currently Offline
Enoxaparin 15 Aug, 2011 @ 6:56am 
There's nothing you can do about it!

http://i.imgur.com/1dLde.jpg
Yeti 7 Jul, 2011 @ 3:30am 
go go go go go go gadosengen
LODLOCK 2 Sep, 2009 @ 12:58am 
lol owned by random story!
Rands 1 Sep, 2009 @ 10:59pm 
wat
Rands 4 Aug, 2009 @ 3:16am 
i shave the lower part and my ass once a week or more, then carefully trim the rest. it's an artform
blakcat. 25 Jun, 2009 @ 9:31am 
So, I was in McDonald's the other day and this gorgeous girl, maybe 9 or 10, with a nice tight ass wrapped in a thong and shorts was in line in front of me. She got her food and was turning around and a cheeseburger fell off. She was amazingly fast and grabbed the burger midfall, bending over slightly and thrusting her cute little buttocks my direction. It was all I could do to keep from eye ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her right then and there. She turned and looked at me staring at her ass. I looked up, embarrassed. She just giggled. She asked "Did you like that?" I replied, "Yeah, that was an amazing snatch!" Well, one thing led to another. I'm now writing this from jail. Please send money for bail.