Someone bad at Dark Souls invited me here

A lagging tacogolem samurai named Lady Maria dressed as Sirris wielding longsword R1 spam invited me here after getting panic summoned, eating an UGS stomp R2 the minute he tried to help, and then proceeding to do absolutely nothing for the entire fight as he hyperspace lagged around in complete desync from both me and the crow quillswielding waifu host who also jittered around, facetanked through swings as if they had iframes & escaped guaranteed combos, and then proceeded to teleport into a duo double speed R1 spam death from ten feet away. I'm not too salty about the invasion, but I'm salty about the gall of the invite.

Invited by a random mage, attacked while I was bowing XD
rekt him with a great hammer too

more like, salty samurai, i rekkt him with a meele caster hybrid with the god damned ritual spear, that apparently makes me very pathetic

Samuarai thanks for the easiest match ever.
#fgitgetrekt

lmao thanks for the invite samurai