Wubba lubba dub dub!

We have adventures to go on Morty, just you and me
Sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom
But NEVER your dad, and you wanna know why Morty?
Because he crossed me!
Oh it gets darker Morty, welcome to the darkest year of our adventures
First thing that's different, no more dad, Morty
He threatened to turn me in to the government
So I made him and the government go away
I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family, and your universe
Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if i had came without you and your sister
So now you know the real reason I rescued you
I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY
And if you tell your mom and sister I said anything about this I'll deny it
And they'll take my side because I'm a hero Morty
And now you're gonna have to go and do whatever I say Morty....FOREVER
And I'll-I'll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty
Because that's what- that's what this is all about Morty
That's my one armed man, I'm not driven by avenging my dead family Morty
THAT WAS FAKE! I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce!
I WANT THAT MULAN McNUGGET SAUCE, MORTY!
That's my series arc, Morty! If it takes NINE seasons!
I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty
That's what's-what's going to take us all the way to the end Morty
SEASON NINE MORE SEASONS MORTY!
NINE MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE!
FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY!
I WANT THAT McNUGGET SAUCE MORTYYYYYY!!!