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18 April, 2017 - ;) | 1 Comments

A man was Hungary, so his friend said “Maybe you should Czech the fridge.” the man said I’m Russian to the kitchen, he said we have some Turkey but its covered with Greece. His friend said ew, there is Norway you can eat that. he said “I guess i will just settle for a can of Chile.” His friend said “that sounds good, i would love a Canada Chile as well” So he said Denmark your name on the can.” His friend says “You China be funny with your puns?"

A Poem I Wrote, Feedback Appreciated

8 February, 2017 - ;) | 3 Comments

Live your life with simple things in mind,
To love, to believe, and to be kind,
All of these, forever entwined,
We start with love, the first of the three,
Important to spread, to everybody,
Showing compassion, to the highest degree,
No matter a human, animal, or tree,
For they are all deserving, in the eyes of me,
In the eyes of you, I hope to agree,
For without love, belief ceases to be,
No love would mean no fire within,
No fire would mean a spirit so weak,
A spirit unable to ever break free,
Forever stuck, in a cage so deep,
Never able to find the golden key,
But with love this fire burns so bright,
Enabling the spirit to reach its height,
Forever moving forward, with no fright,
Leaving failure, out of sight,
Leaving doubt, hate, and spite,
Moving towards the shining light,
The light of success, the light to unite,
The human race, to a time of kindness and right,
Leaving the wrong, in the black and white,
The past, the dark, in the pale moonlight,
Truly believing in what is right,
Believing in kindness, altruism and more,
Benevolence, compassion, to name you four,
Straying away, from the spoils of war,
And more towards the things you adore,
With kindness, love, and belief in store,
A great question arrives at our door,
A question that will warm you to your core,
Is there any more to really ask for?