Yeeeesss, that's right folks! The crack heads have been working day and night on this fantastic monstrosity of methamphetamine production, and soon it will be open for business! Just bring your government checks and your choice of consumption devices and you too can be enjoying the high life of the Trailer Mansion Dispensary...

Some restrictions may apply...

No children under the age of 6 permitted unless still nursing...

Look for a Trailer Mansion Brand Dispensary in a neighborhood near you!

Thats right, thar be a trailor treasure trollin' about. I don't wanna hear about anymore registered offenders.