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- You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

- Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

- A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

- Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

but I'm just Harry.

- Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

but I'm just Harry!

- No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

- NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

- Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

- Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

- Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

- Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

- HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIZARD!

- For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIZARD.

I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIZARD!

- Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and ♥♥♥♥. And you're going to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pleased about it!

I don't WANT to do your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

- My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHAT?!?!

HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ line!

- No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA ♥♥♥♥.

I'M GOING TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PUT MY ♥♥♥♥ IN THE OWL

- I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.

I'm a WHAT?!

- YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR ♥♥♥♥ SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!

Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY ♥♥♥♥ WHAT YOU THINK.

- This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT ♥♥♥♥ SMALL ♥♥♥♥ SKINNY ♥♥♥♥ EAT MORE WANKER

I'LL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!

- 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY ♥♥♥♥, SQUARE-GO LIKE

I'LL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BURST YE'

- Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.

I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!

- Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little ♥♥♥♥♥

I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.

- C'MON THEN YA ♥♥♥♥

SUCK MAH PIXIE ♥♥♥♥ YA CHUBBY ♥♥♥♥

- I'll RUPTURE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR ♥♥♥♥

I'll RIP YER GIANT ♥♥♥♥ OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT

- LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK

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