White and the Lightningettes

So as many of you I'm sure already know, I have decided to take my musical talents on the road. But I cannot change the world with my musical genius alone. That is why I have hand-picked all of you to join me in this expedition as my backup singers.

I know what some of you are thinking: "But White, why do you need so many backup singers?" Well it is actually quite simple. As everyone knows: the louder you are, the better you sound. So the more of us there are, the louder we are, and the better we sound.

Trivial concerns aside, I look forward to working with you all. The world very well may not be ready for us, but we're coming anyway.