if you think your waterbed is leaking, it's just us

Do you know how much we piss a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if we suddenly decide to stop wetting the bed? A toilet big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without us. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in urination, Steam. I am the urinator. A guy lies in bed and gets soaked, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who soaks.