not in? you haven't been living life to the fullest

is the feeling of having no purpose in life finally getting to you?
are your kids distant to you all of a sudden for no apparent reason?
is your wife too busy with her phone all the time?
has she been talking too much with your neighbor jedidiah johnson recently?
has your life finally come to a point where you just sit down at the porch at night and wonder how the fuck everything went wrong?
worry not friends
galang's fanclub is the answer for you!
here in galang's fanclub we love to make everyone feel at home
we dedicate our spare time in showering galang our devotion by sharing his word
join us and tell your friends and family
it's just common sense!
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galang has a connection of 300 measle bites per second to the world. in 7 years, he can be jesus

Recent study from accountable studies that are 100% REAL BEEF suggest that it is possible that Galang is Galang. Galang == Galang [Not to be confused with Galang =/= Galang]

The epitome of mankind's existence (Galang), is currently connecting to the world at the rate of 300 measle bites per second. Researchers also suggest that by sending money no less than $40 in envelopes with no return addresses to
P.O. Box 942873 Sacramento, CA 94273-0001
can, and will save you a spot for when he finally saves mankind from itself. Think of it as pre-ordering a spot on Galang's (The epitome of mankind's existence) lap. The legends also say that at this rate, graphs project a 100% legit-no-scam-fool-proof chance that he (Galang (Epitome of mankind's existense)) will become real beef in the coming 7 years. But the question remains, are you man enough to take this risk and in turn find out that you've just been a piece of chicken salami in an opened sachet of Lady's Choice™ Sandwich Spread Tipid Pack® this entire time.

Entries below $40 will be void and null. Parang ako

it has come to my attention recently that Mogol Golong was actually starred in the movie Unbroken as an Emperial Japanese Corporal (Gochō)
and another japanese woman in a movie
おはようございます motherfucker #RosettaStone

originally made to fuck with galang
but we've all seen how far we've come at this point right?
yup
shit got pretty real, team
if you ever want to join
just join
or contact yaboi
or call 985-655-2500 for more details
orrrr
call 09983652483 and ask charles how his org is holding up
he'll be more than happy to accomdate you and your bullshit
<3
not even kidding on that one

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Spoekie

21 Oct, 2016 @ 9:36am

There was a prophecy once told to us - from generation to generation - that the true son of God will return to us from his long journey into the heavens. Mogol Golong will return. Mogol Golong shall return like the prodigal son but pure as that glass of vodka sitting right next to you. Mogol Golong shall return. Mogol Golong will absolve us of our faggotry. For he sacrificed himself and took the burden of all fags into his pure soul. I believe that the time of his return is nigh. We must prepare. We must hold feasts. We must cry to the heavens as one vape nation and prepare ourselves for his blessings. Blessings of not just pomegranate flavoured vape juice, but of pomegranate-watermelon vape juice. Prepare yourselves; the time is nigh. Repent and remember your ohana. For once there were ninety-four members of our gracious congregation, and now there are ninety-five of us to relish in the glory that is Mogol Golong

-kestrel

21 Jun, 2016 @ 1:27pm

these 94 members are witnesses to the transfiguration of galang. when they looked up into the sky and saw the gleam of your ass cheeks refract sun rays into 80% propylene glycol pomegranate flavoured vape juice, they knew miguel galang was the true heir to the vape nation. the rest is history