We are the last line of defence from the populous who call themselves weebs....

Are you joining calls and conversations where people are speaking the language of weeb, also known as Wapanese...

Are you convinced that they own a body pillow of Naruto... (I believe Naruto is a leading anime character, however this is just speculation)

Are you concerned about their mental state and ability...

Well this is the place for you! Look no further you have finally found salvation against those wapanophiles....
We will make sure to protect you and the people dear to you...

Even if they have become a weeb there may be some hope, however they will need to be put under serious survelliance and rigerous assessment...
Alas, some will be lost completely to their ways! However we will prevail against them!

WE WILL NEVER SUCCUMB TO WEEB!