We the Knights of Sweaty Ballz

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of TR-8R the Loyal? It's a Storm Trooper legend. TR-8R was a Loyal Stormtrooper of the First Order, so powerful and so loyal, he could use the Z-9 Stun Baton to influence other Stormtroopers to stay… loyal. He had such a knowledge of the First Orders regulations, he could even keep the loyal Stormtroopers that he was squad-mates with…from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his loyalty…which, eventually of course, he didn't. Unfortunately, he taught his squad-mate FN-2187 everything he knew. Then FN-2187 became a traitor, and got Han Solo to murder him while he was fighting traitors. Ironic. He could save others from treachery…but not himself.