Yeah, that's pretty true

1. Must be friends with me to even be considered
2. Must be awesomesauce
3. Act cringe once and your membership is revoked
4. Turn in a resume listing certified hood classic things you've done and why I
should accept you into this very private group
5. Resume should be professional and include some day-to-day information
i.e. favorite color
6. If anyone cringe comes to you ignore them
7. Must have private interview to decide if I like you
8. If yous a ♥♥♥♥♥ yous not joining this group
9. Be nice I am very sensitive and will most likely cry (crying is okay)