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After hours of rigorous dick curls and dick lifts, i figured out the main cause of the lack of 'booming' in zains mum and the global economy. I figured out that zain does not have a mum, but instead- has 2 dads. From this, i can infer that there is not a lack of booming in zains mum, but insead- JIZZ in Zains dad. From this, I contacted my 'sources' and I realised why the global prostitution trade is failing. This is all because of an effect called 'Small Dickus Aitus', where the excess amount of salt created by people such as Dennis and Luis form a barricade to which the penis can no longer grow past (Typically at 0.1 inches). Since Luis and Dennis frequently do Zains mum (Now to be known as Zains dad no.2)- it means that the salt is transported to the anus. This leads to a new type of disease called STS (SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED SALT) which causes all those who penetrate Zains dad no.2 to contract 'Small Dickus Aitus'. Then, when prostitutes are hired, the small penile shaft cannot cause a sufficient amount of pleasure. This then causes the prostitute to ask 'Is it in yet?' which causes so much demoralisation to the penis, that the blood in the shaft retreats, like a rocket to the brain- which then explodes due to intense blood pressure.