I sexually Identify as John Frusciante. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being a guitar god. People say to me that a person being John Frusciante is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install long hair, scar tissue and 24 guitars on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “JOHN ANTHONY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FRUSCIANTE” and respect my right to leave the Red Hot Chili Peppers. If you can’t accept me you’re a Johnphobe and need to check your guitar privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.