we play cs2 and drinking in our free time

Welcome to the most unpredictable crew in matchmaking — where Istanbul street smarts meet questionable grenade lineups and post-round tactical debriefs happen over rakı & Efes
We don’t just drop passengers — we drop deags, rotate B with questionable timing, and clutch rounds like it’s a 3 AM fare to the airport (urgent, chaotic, slightly illegal).
✔ Good vibes only — toxicity stays in the backseat
✔ Turkish chaos, multilingual trash talk, and legendary miscommunications
✔ Post-game voice chat: 10% gameplay review, 90% “abi why did you flash yourself AGAIN?!”
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✔ Sadece iyi enerji — negatiflik arka koltukta kalır
✔ Türk kaosu, çok dilli şakalaşmalar ve efsanevi yanlış anlaşılmalar
✔ Oyun sonrası sohbet: %10 analiz, %90 “ya kardeşim molotov’u niye kendine attın??”
We don’t just drive taxis — we drive rank-ups, Molotovs, and 90-proof chaos.
CS2 oynarız. Taksi süreriz. Rakı içeriz. Bazen aynı anda. 🥃💥🚕
⚠️ WARNING: This is not a gaming group.
This is a mobile rakı salonu with AWP upgrades and suspiciously fast rotate times.
Our fleet doesn’t run on diesel — it runs on:
🔥 Double Rakı (neat) — standard pre-match warm-up
❄️ Votka + Red Bull — eco-round adrenaline protocol
🥃 Ankara Whisky (70cl, 46%) — clutch fuel. Only deployed after “I got this”
🌶️ Meyhane Special: Rakı + Şalgam + 3 Ice Cubes — ultimate de-aggro drink after teamflash
🍺 Efes + 3 friends — for those rare sober-ish warmups (we lie)
🚕 TAXI LORE (OUR SACRED TRADITION)
Car ID? Not “CSGO-XXXX” — it’s “Rakı-70”, “Votka-Express”, “Whisky-Wheel”.
Meter starts at: first sip ➝ first buy phase ➝ first “abi B’ye gidelim!”
Fare calculation:
1 clutch = 1 shot
1 teamflash = 2 shots (penalty)
1 ace = full bottle (shared, but you pour first)
0/16 = emergency group detox… (just kidding — triple shot & rematch)
Radio presets:
📻 Channel 1: Tarkan – “Şımarık”
📻 Channel 2: Voice comms (mostly “nab’ıyon lan?!”)
GAMEPLAY STYLE
✔ Smoking Mid? — No. We smoke Rakı buharı and a Molo
✔ Utility Lineup? — "Flash from T-spawn to B-site? Easy — just like parallel parking in Kadıköy at 2 AM."
✔ Pistol Round? — P250 + confidence from 3 double shots.
✔ Eco Round? — Saved money → instantly converted to next round’s bar tab.
✔ Defusing? — Yes… but only after finishing the toast: “Afiyet olsun, bomba git!” 🍸💣
🇹🇷 TAKSİ RUHU (THE TAXI SPIRIT)
"Müşteri her zaman haklıdır" →
"Teammate her zaman right-click yapmıştır."
"Taksiye binen iner, ama iz bırakır"
"Oyuna giren çıkar, ama 0/30 ile iz bırakır."
"Saat 3’te boş taksi yoktur"
"Saat 3’te sobriety yoktur."
"Yolcu ‘hızlı git’ der, biz ‘Rakı hızlı git’ deriz." 🚀
— spinning AWPs like steering wheels,
— calling “sağ sola dikkat!” before jumping A site,
— yelling “İNDİ!” when jumping down from heaven,
— treating the bomb like a passenger: “Hadi be abi, çabuk!”
🚪 Backseat: for rookies
🪑 Front passenger: for clutches
🚘 Driver’s seat: only if you can parallel park… and pour rakı blindfolded.
— Taksi! 🚖
— Geliyorum abi, bir içeyim de