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So one of my friends is in a frat. They were having a party, and some guy was dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow. Awesome, I know.

Anyways, the cops show up, and the party is on the third floor. Capt. Sparrow looks at them when they come in, throws open the window and yells, "Gentlemen, you will forever remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." And jumped out the window.

Broke both legs, still got his Minor In Possesion.

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Joe and I have reached telepathic levels

29 April, 2013 - The Dirty Don | 1 Comments

7:28 PM - The Dirty Don: So with ~10 days until my net is properly reconnected, we need to work out exactly when and what will be movietime-ageddon.
7:28 PM - Joe etc: Akibranger, first and foremost.
7:28 PM - Joe etc: That's ground zero ♥♥♥♥.
7:28 PM - The Dirty Don: Aye. You'll be happy to know I'm keeping up with downloads of it whenever I go to Dad's.
7:28 PM - The Dirty Don: I really want to finish Shin Getter. I won't feel justified getting the SRC until I do.
7:29 PM - Joe etc: The tentative catchupageddon: Akibranger, Yoshihiko, Shin Getter
7:29 PM - Joe etc: Anything else come readily to mind?
7:29 PM - The Dirty Don: Note tentative on Yoshihiko. I thought the ball was in Over-Time's court there.
7:30 PM - Joe etc: They've been keeping up, haven't they?
7:31 PM - The Dirty Don: Speak of the devil! Episode 6 just went up recently.
7:31 PM - The Dirty Don: So, yeah. Like 2-4x Akibaranger, 1x Yoshihiko, 5-6x Shin Getter
7:32 PM - Joe etc: If Shin Getter leaves us in too good of a mood, Mothra to ruin it.
7:32 PM - The Dirty Don: And if we have time I suggest we just... get Godzilla & Mothra: The Battle For Earth out of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way.
7:32 PM - The Dirty Don: Mothraisbadmind
7:32 PM - Joe etc: UNENTHUSIACTICABOUTMOTHRAMIND

now u c me

7 March, 2013 - 𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓻𝔂 𝓖𝓲𝓻𝓵 １９９４ | 1 Comments

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The Dirty Don

19 May, 2012 @ 11:28pm

The Dirty Don: >shuffling songs
The Dirty Don: >Komm, Susser Tod
The Dirty Don: >stop shuffling
Joe etc: >close iTunes
Joe etc: >turn off speakers
Joe etc: >uninstall iTunes
Joe etc: >uninstall Windows
Joe etc: >turn off computer
Joe etc: >flip desk
Joe etc: >take a drill to HDD
The Dirty Don: >go outside
The Dirty Don: >call my mum
Joe etc: >tell her I love her
The Dirty Don: and... copy/pasted to Tildeheart wall.