The Domain of the Skillful Chipmunks

This is the day we celebrate the fall of the Squirrel empire. The Chipmunk revolutionists beached nearby their stronghold. Using their ultra sharp claws, the Chipmunk team classified as the C.L.I.M.B. Squad (Chipmunks' Leveling, Intruding, and Merging of the Battlefield Squad) scaled the walls of the Stronghold and opened the gates from the inside, allowing the rest of the Chipmunks to get inside. But there was one thing that the Chipmunks had not calculated: The Squirrels had allied with the RATS. The Rats poured out of every single sewer hole, every single nook and crany with in the wall. The Chipmunks would have been overwhelmed had it not been for Chipper, a rogue chipmunk who had no connections to anyone else. Heck, no one knew he was even helping out in the war until he sprang into action. Using just two double-edged knifes, he singlehandedly blocked the entire rat army. How? He used the power of the flash step, a move that makes it seem like you are teleporting from one area to another, but when in reality you are just moving too fast to be seen by the naked eye. Cutting down enemies left and right, Chipper forced the rat army back so that the rest of the chipmunks could advance. With close-combat teams in the front, and snipers in the back, the Chipmunks pushed forward until they reached the palace. As the Chipmunks pushed into the palace, highly skilled Squirrel guards rushed to engage the Chipmunks. Thus, the battle that would seal the Squirrels' fate began. Both sides rushed at each other, and a bloody brawl aroused. Fatal losses appearing on both sides, seargent Rachip devised a plan. He ordered his medic team to sneak past the battle to enemy lines, and to pour all of their medical fluids on the floor behind the enemies. After a while, the squirrels were eventually pushed back. But due to the fluids, they kept slipping and sliding all over the slippery ground, falling to their demise. If they weren't stabbed on the ground, they were trampled to death. The Squirrel numbers quickly thinned. Finally, with all of the Squirrels dead, the Chipmunks reached the king. Pleading for his life, the king offered all of his belongings and wealth. However, the Chipmunks would not listen to him. Did he share his wealth when the Chipmunks were dying in the winter cold with no shelter? Did he provide aide when a pandemic swept through the Chipmunks? Did he lower the taxes when the Chipmunks pleaded for him to? No. He did none of these. Because of this, the Chipmunks killed the king as soon as he started begging. But just then, the Rats rushed into the palace, having overwhelmed Chipper. Chipper died valiently, taking 50 stabs to the heart before collapsing with loss of blood. However, the Chipmunks quickly overpowered the Rats, and in doing so, they secured the stronghold, securing the Chipmunks reign. To this day, we are the supreme rulers of the Rodent family. So I tell you this: Remember the Chipmunk revolutionists, remember the C.L.I.M.B Squad, remember the rogue chipmunk Chipper, remember Seargant Rachip, and most importantly, remember what they stood for. The freedom of the Chipmunks. The demise of the Squirrels. And lastly, the end of an era of hardships and suffering and the beginning of an era with happiness and joy. GO CHIPMUNKS!