Sexiest group on Steam guaranteed

Listen captain sugoi weaboo desu, we're here to make a man/manlady out of you. After a week in this group you'll be glowing like a freshly waxed brazillian gigolo and have the skills required to make the opposite sex swoon like a fainting goat. In no time you'll be walking down the street listening to people going "SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT DEITY LEVEL MASS OF PERFECTION RIGHT THERE." So basically join the group, become sexy, and then profit.

Just joining this cult...err group will make you sexier than all your friends guaranteed.


Disclaimer: everything above was BS but you should join anyway cause ♥♥♥♥ it we have a good group tag.