Marky-Mark and the Rusty Bunch

For distinguishment through conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of life above and beyond the call of duty, I hereby bestow Ryan White with the useless award of "Player of the Week".

I present this award for obtaining hand grenades, explosives, and being a key member in the extraction of valuable assault rifles and ordinance against an overwhelming opposition force. White was able to extract the assault rifle without any loss of allied life in spite of being subjected to heavy armed opposition.

For this, we bestow Mr. White with the highest meaningless award I am empowered to give.