Rofl Grenading into History!

The world-renowned group, The Rofl Grenade Parade, has finally made it's way to Day of Defeat: Source! Started in the depths of Moose's hilariously absurd mind, it has risen to prominence over imaginary millennia until it is now how you see it!

Rofl Grenade Paraders (or Rofl Grenadiers, as they are also known) follow a strict set of rules (see Clause 1), formed in wussy corporation meetings, which encompass a wide variety of lifestyles, such as:
- The "Reserve Trench!" Rofl Grenadier
- The "Spray and Pray!" Rofl Grenadier
- The "Scoped Ya In The Nose!" Rofl Grenadier
- The "Rocket to the Eye Socket!" Rofl Grenadier
and, of course, my favourites,
- The "My MG Wasn't Even Deployed... HA!" Rofl Grenadier
- The "I Held My Rofl Grenade One Second Too Long..." Rofl Grenadier
- The "Boris Yeltsin Standing on a Tank in dod_kalt Protesting Against a Military Coup in 1991 Soviet Russia!" Rofl Grenadier
If you do not fit into any of these lifestyles, do not worry, otherwise company cars (Ice-cream trucks, funnily enough) will run over you repeatedly until you stop.*

And it is with great pleasure, that Moose (and others) presents to you, The Rofl Grenade Parade!.. TRIUMPHANT MUSIC!

Clause 1: Rules.
1) Thou shalt wear thine tag with prideth!
2) Thou shalt always useth the termeth "Rofl Grenade" during gameplayeth!
3) Thou shalt always Rambo with MG's!

The breaking of any of these rules is punishable by a DOMINATION! or HUMILIATION! on any games.on.net server!

*Disclaimer: This is true. Ask my wooden leg.

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Uh oh!.. MORE PROMOTIONS!

2009 年 10 月 13 日 - ZAR | 0 則留言

I would like to congratulate Perhaps, Mr Twitch, Marine, and Suz for tagging up, and therefore gain a spot on the (heavily) glorified Administrators bench! Their new privelages include:
1) the coffee machine first thing in the morning
2) a company car pick up service (Ice cream trucks! see profile)
3) complementary foot massage from the Yanks (they also clean the company pool!)
and lastly,
4) they get to wear the Administrator hat, which as of this moment, exists in your
-=:| IMAGINATION |:=-

Congratulations, guys!.. and girl.

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Uh oh!.. PROMOTION!

2009 年 9 月 24 日 - ZAR | 1 則留言

I would like to congratulate Idiosyncrasy for successfully completing "The Promotion Challenge", which required him to answer the question:

"Describe, in 25 words or less and using the Source A, how the socio-economic status of Berlin changed during the time period between the commencement of the United States of America's involvement in the Second World War and the victory of Stalingrad, using quotes from Skandar Keynes' "The Trojan Horse - A Change of Warfare" and William Moseley's "China's Fate: The Fall of the Ch'ing Dynasty" and comparing the effects of these on Trotsky and Stalin's fallout as seen in Isis Mussenden's acclaimed film, "The Icepick Incident: Fatal Flaw?"

Source A: "It sucked" - Auschwitz ex-prisoner Gerry Schlam*

Idiosyncrasy's answer: LOLWUT?

*From "Auschwitz: A Living Hell", by Gerry Schlam, pg375.

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