I would like to congratulate Perhaps, Mr Twitch, Marine, and Suz for tagging up, and therefore gain a spot on the (heavily) glorified Administrators bench! Their new privelages include:
1) the coffee machine first thing in the morning
2) a company car pick up service (Ice cream trucks! see profile)
3) complementary foot massage from the Yanks (they also clean the company pool!)
and lastly,
4) they get to wear the Administrator hat, which as of this moment, exists in your
-=:| IMAGINATION |:=-

Congratulations, guys!.. and girl.

I would like to congratulate Idiosyncrasy for successfully completing "The Promotion Challenge", which required him to answer the question:

"Describe, in 25 words or less and using the Source A, how the socio-economic status of Berlin changed during the time period between the commencement of the United States of America's involvement in the Second World War and the victory of Stalingrad, using quotes from Skandar Keynes' "The Trojan Horse - A Change of Warfare" and William Moseley's "China's Fate: The Fall of the Ch'ing Dynasty" and comparing the effects of these on Trotsky and Stalin's fallout as seen in Isis Mussenden's acclaimed film, "The Icepick Incident: Fatal Flaw?"

Source A: "It sucked" - Auschwitz ex-prisoner Gerry Schlam*

Idiosyncrasy's answer: LOLWUT?

*From "Auschwitz: A Living Hell", by Gerry Schlam, pg375.

Please avail yourself to the upcoming events section, where you will find a very special event starting on the 29th February in the honour of those who have come before and perished in their youth as they nobly gave of their lives in explosive incidents involving explosives of their own posession.

I, once again, will tell you that your other Parade-worthy friends are welcome in this group. Feel free to invite them!

I would also like to encourage the use of bind keys - I, myself, are a big fan! Just go into console and type:
bind f10 "say Onwards... to glory!"
bind f9 "say All the girls love Alice!"
bind f8 "say STEVE HOLT!"
bind f7 "say qq pro?"
bind f6 "say Quickly, nade yourself! There's no time!"
bind f5 "say KILLING SPREE!"
bind f4 "say DOMINATION!"
bind f3 "say HUMILIATION!"
bind f2 "say REVENGE!"

Easy peasy, Japa - oh wait, that's politically incorrect! But as I am your leader, President John Henry Eden, I am allowed to make such snide comments!

*Enclave music*

Please tag up on occasion: [RGP] isn't a big tag, and it fits nicely at the end of your name, whether it be Harry, Franklin, or Aberforth!

Also, congratulations to Yak! He has been promoted to officer for slaughtering half a million Americans singlehandedly while RAMBO-ing with the MG42. Well done Yak!

Feel free to invite other DOD:s-ers. I do not have anything against you inviting your friends if they want a spot in this prestigious group.