WHERE MY DAWGS AT? WHERE MY GRRLS AT? WHERE THE WHISKEY AT? LEMME HIT SOME OF THAT, IMMA DRINK MY WINE AND SMOKE MY WEED. IM A FUCK THAT HEINE FROM BEHIND UNTIL SHE SCREAMS OH HELL YEAH. THERES A PARTY OVER HERE PARTY OVER THERE! REBELS, THROW YOUR FISTS INTO THE AIR, BITCHES THROW YOUR TITS INTO THE AIR

At this very moment some of our top people are putting everything they can muster into getting Krelik to post attractive announcements on a regular basis. This would achieve,(at least our top scientists believe) a vaccum in space time that causes people to spend more time than they expected to spend reading things on our community page, thus altering their timelines in, based on what it is that Krelik can come up with, unforseen and very likely hilarious and tragic ways. We hope that this will help to forcefully remove (subliminally speaking) the collective mass of sticks in peoples asses in the online gaming community that we choose to surround ourselves with. Wish them luck!