Why you should join us

We are secret members of the KKK.
We have a VERY big secret behind our left pocket.
We are soldiers who show no pain.
When we were your age we already killed 7 men.
We secretly adore lil' Wayne. We want him to turn our stomachs white.
We get naked sometimes but when we do we use safety, ALWAYS.
When one of us falls, the rest won't let him get up.
When one of us rises, the rest try to push him back down.
We are secret members of the KKK.
We like to sing, dance, pretend and kazoo.
We DO NOT like trains.
We are not a second-hand dildo reseller.
When you join us the silver tiger will rise upon you and you shall be forever worthy of being a part of our community