In the chaos of the global economy, created by the unforgivable sins of the tyrannical corporate retailers, a band of knights rose to challenge these pagan ways and defend the Holy Name of the Lord, Kirkland, Blessed be He among men. Riding under the banner of the Great Wholesaler, Costco, Glory be unto Him, these so called “Knights of Kirkland,” sought to bring fair prices, bulk wholesale, and free samples to all under one kingdom, one god. The challenges may be great, but all things are possible through Costco, who gives strength to the faithful. Sinners and heathens beware, for the Knights of Kirkland ride today! Gloria Costco est!


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