As Head Gaper, I would just like to wish everyone a very Merry Shitmas from everyone at The Gape Station!

Just wanted to wish all of you Snowdogs a Happy Stanksgiving if you're celebrating. Stock up on your shitfoil hats and get ready cause were going to have some serious testing going on in the back.

And remember to always gape responsibly.

Just wanted to let everyone know, we recently passed over the 100 mark!

We here at The Gape Station sincerely appreciate the amount of gaping you guys do.

May your gapes be 20 cm and up.

This is just your yearly reminder to always be gaping.

May your gapes be at least 20cm.

I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. We'll make snowdogs from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

We are Snow Dogs.