It ♥♥♥♥♥♥ started wit tha moldin of tha Great Hipsta Glasses.
Three was given ta tha Elves, immortal, wisest... hippest of all beings.
Seven ta tha Dwarf Lords, pimped out miners n' craftsmen of tha mountain halls.
And Nine...nine hipsta glasses was gifted ta tha race of Men who, above all else, desire swag.
For within these glasses was bound tha strength n' will ta govern each race.

But they was all of dem deceived..

for another pair of hipsta glasses was made.
In tha land of America, up in tha firez of Los Angeles, tha Dark Lord Skrillex forged up in secret a pair of Masta Hipsta Glasses ta control all others, n' tha ♥♥♥♥ into these Glasses he poured his wackty, his crazy-ass malice n' his will ta dominizzle all swag.

One Pair of Hipsta Glasses ta rule dem all...