Do you enjoy the wholesome taste of cookies?

Throughout history, cookies have risen to become the cornerstone of every great nation. These soft, warm bundles of joy have guided world leaders to unimaginable heights. If you share our passion for cookies, we warmly invite you to join our small yet elite circle.

If not... well.

We’ll make sure the flowers on your tombstone are lovely.
I hope you like the flowers we'll leave on your tombstone.