Ahoy Matey! I'm the Chocolate Sailor!

I want you to join the Chocolate Sailor Dinghy Crew! Sell delicious Chocolate Sailors, and reap a bountiful booty. Just send in your application today, and set sail on the high seas of RICHES!

You won't regret it! Just sign your name and mail it off to receive your starter-kit!
Say, 'heave-ho!', to bad bilge water... And let's shove off some major booty!