We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Welcome to the Beach Boys! We are just a group of fun loving christian men who like to shoot, kill, have fun, and basically "hang out". Nothing "weird" here, but if anything happens that's cool too. And never forget M.S.M.D.

TheBroathThis sacred text has been handed from bro to bro for generations only true bros can read it because it is written in Bronese an ancient language first used by Brosus