Avast, ye swarthy swine!

we are everything
we are nothing
we are the [bums]
and we are here to drink your beer
and grow our beards

Kongor, who once smothered a bear in front of its children with only his powerful but silky inner thighs.

Tpaskows, who trolls and rolls servers so deep, Rick Astley's brain gets pregnant remotely.

FatRonnie, the ♥♥♥♥ destroyer.

TurbanLover, who rolls fat stacks and ammo packs.

and zombiesrise, the drunken beardy wildcard.

Like us,
this group is a long time coming.

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Notable dickchin known only as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ryan has savaged the servers. Few were left alive in the terrible onslaught. Admins have calculated at least three rumpled ♥♥♥♥♥, seven broken cudslums and at least four jews.

Business contiues as usual, but I ask that at least two boardmembers report this weekend for cleefstriding.

TEAMSPEAK DOWN, MILLIONS DEAD

13 February, 2013 - MrWaffles | 0 Comments

I need help harassing the network administrator, John Marchese.

Otherwise, we raid the planetside TS server
for great justice.

TS address:
ts3.planetside-universe.com

MEET IN THE SEXY SAUNA OR THE LOVE TUB.