Wah is Love, Wah is Life

Waluigi is the life and soul of every being destined for greatness. Those in the Wahfia have come to accept this. We are the men that embrace the lanky man in purple. Their leader is Walumancer the Wahfather, the one man alive that can preach the direct word of Waluigi himself.

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Oh hey forgot about this place.

27 April, 2020 - Walumancer | 1 Comments

Steam groups. Wonderful things.

This one is clearly dead.

Most of you are already on it, but for those who aren't and probably haven't interacted with the community in a while, here's the link to the official Wahfia Discord server.

https://discord.gg/dYMApuV

Hope to see some new, old faces.

There is a War.

16 October, 2016 - Walumancer | 0 Comments

Brothers, one of our more zealous members has stoked the flames of a conflict that I do not approve of, and the Filthy Weegees of this "Doscipline" have been given waht they wahnt because of it. I would like to make one thing abundantly clear to all of you.

Do. Not. Engage.

As said by Lord Wah in his 15th Wahmandment: "Wah wahlt waht gah tah wahr wahver wahwahwous wahfwahnces," or "Thou shalt not go to war over religious differences."

Or shall we look at an excerpt from Wahviticus: "The Weegees shall disagree with my truths. This is to be expected. I encourage you to debate them, and have them join us in the path of righteousness. However, some may attempt to settle differences through bloody conflict. Do not humour these demands, for you would be giving the Filth that which they desire. Fight only if directly fought. Likewise, do not let your loyalty to me corrupt your mind. Do not throw the lives of your brothers away in violent assault."

Now, despite my position as Wahfather, I realize I cannot control all of you. I have no right to forcing everyone to bend to my will. If you feel that we are being directly attacked, then so be it. Partake in this war. However, know that I will not. For those of you who saw my actions on October the 14th, realize that I was planning a prank which I revealed the day after. Do not take anything I said on that day seriously.

Wahspeed, my brothers.

~Wahfather