As lush as the Amazon untouched by dirty human hands

-Every time you are incapped, take one shot.
-Every time you die, take an additional shot.
-Every time the entire team is wiped out, take two shots.
-At the end of every campaign, take a shot for every survivor who didn't make it.
-Every time you stand in spit too long, take a shot.
-Every time you are puked/exploded on, take a half shot/swig.
-Every time a tank knocks you over a cliff or building to your death, take an extra shot in addition to the one for your death.
-Every time you startle a Witch, take a shot.
-Every time a Witch is involved in your death (by incap or if she kills you herself), take an additional shot.
-Every time you are defibbed, take a shot.
-Every time you are healed by someone other than yourself, take a shot.
-Every time the team leaves the safe room and causes the entire team to die, whoever was inside the saferoom to begin with takes two shots.
-Every time you hang off of a cliff, no matter what causes it, take a shot.
-Every time someone falls off a cliff after hanging and dies, all teammates who are not incapped/dead take a shot. Because seriously.
-Every time Ellis banters with Nick, take a shot.
-Every time Ellis loves horses, take a shot.
-Every time Rochelle tries to cuss but really doesn't, take a shot.
-Every time Coach is hungry or mentions food, take a shot.
-Every time Bill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at Francis or vice versa (not including medkit suggestions), take a shot.
-Every time Francis hates something, take a shot.
-Every time Francis doesn't hate something, take two shots.
-Every time Louis says "Grabbin' pills," take a shot.
-Every time Zoey makes reference to a movie or video game, take a shot.