Praise be to the Almighty X-balanquay!!!!

Team BallSack Face (:3) was formed by several unfortunate, distraught and wretched souls who found the love of the Hidden Jaguar Sun, X-balanquay. It is said that in the beginning, the Troll spoke of X-balanquay's name whilst attempting to destroy to the downtrodden that would form Ballsack Face. Speaking of His name by the Troll caused the opposite effect, however, causing the Ballsackers to feel stupendous joy, burst into uncontrolled laughter. It is said that then X-balanquay converting the Troll to worship him and allowed him and the Ballsackers to hear his words. Thus began shone the light of X-balanquay, and team Ballsack Face came into being, who battle with glorious virtue to defend the honor of their lord. They uphold the mighty tennents of X-balanquay on the fields of war; laughter defeats Trolls, Mispronunciation is the way of the future, Chocotacos are one of the weirdest things ever created and shame X-balanquays Mexican heritage, and that black dudes look boss in anything including hot pink suspenders. So please, if thou wish to join the holy covenant of Ballsack face, pledge your allegiance by sending us a clump of Samuel L. Jackson's beard hair and $300. Amen.