QUALITY DEEP-FRIED JOINTS SINCE 1789

Many people are looking for a better way to interact in the simplest, most deep-fried way possible. Our founder, Bransford Pepperbridge, maimed by a musket blast, came to this realization while struggling to fill the gap between his triceps and forearm.

Today, SBE stands strong, holding true to Mr. Pepperbridge's vision of bringing people and donuts together. As we look towards the future, we aim to better people's lives by further combining practicality and taste. Other ambitious dough and batter based prosthetics of ours include the Lard Vest and Cake Wrist!

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A Very Paleo ThanxGiving 2015

26 November, 2015 - Bransford Pepperbridge VI | 0 Comments

Where: Yosemite National Park, Half Dome Summit

What: Lifelong pals, healthy snax, buttplay

What to expect?: Meat, nuts, dead bears, small pox, gravy geysers, pecan pie (no sugar added), yoga, The Passion of the Christ, bareback rawdogging, crossfit, precious gem anal beads, nature, finger blasting, nurture (breast feeding), relaxation, good vibes, sucking other men's tits, Jenga

Dress Code: Erection, chieftan headdress

"Nothing could be more tasty and nothing more beautiful than the view at nightfall across the prairies to these huge mashed potato masses, when the lengthening marinade had at last merged into one and the faint after-glow of the cranberry filled the oven."

Teddy "Turducken" Roosevelt

Thanksgiving Space Feast 2010

24 November, 2010 - Bransford Pepperbridge VI | 1 Comments

Where: Meet at Rob's where we will board a makeshift rocket and begin our ascent into the Thermosphere of our big beautiful blue globe.

When: Nov. 25th, The anniversary of a deadly earthquake rocking Shemakha in the Caucasus, killing 80,000 people (1667).

What: Good food, friends, and prayer within mere inches of the soulless black vacuum of death.

What to expect: Bubonic plague, stuffing, various nogs, ballsack-in-spoon races, indians, foul odors, Bop-It, worship, strapping men, mashed tatoes, forced entry, rotted flesh, cranberries, turkey, orbit, tender kissies, nonchalant handjobs

Proper attire: A complex system of garments, equipment and environmental systems designed to keep a person alive and comfortable in the harsh environment of outer space, while simultaneously allowing easy access to the genitals.

"Gravy... the final frontier..." -Star Trek

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Boni 25 May, 2010 @ 7:27pm

Congratulations Bob on becoming a Sweetest Bro Ever. You have shown much promise since we met all those years ago. When i first met you and spoke to you I said to Chris "you know that Bob, I think he's got what it takes to be a SBE" Chris just nodded. Don't let up Bob drink the good drink and fight the good fight SBE for life.