Amogus

I cant fucking take it! I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it - fucking see it. Oh "that looks kinda like the Among Us guy" it started as - that's funny. That's a cool reference.

But I kept going... I see a fridge that looks like Among Us, I’d see an animated bag of chips that looks like Among Us, I’d d see a hat that looked like Among Us, and every time I burst into an insane unintelligable staring at the image as the words ‘Among Us’ ran through my head. Its something psychological torture.

I am being conditioned to laugh maniacally anytime I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't!

And don't get me fucking started on the words. I’ll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of Among Us. Someone does something idk and I can’t say anything other than ‘sus’.

I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is “Red Sus” and laugh like a fucking insane person! And the word Among is ruined. The phrase Among Us is ruined.

I can't live anymore! Among Us has destroyed my fucking life, I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. Make it stop!