ShE SuCc mE

In the beginning...
Thighs created the Breasts and the Ass
The Ass was without form, and void;
The darkness was upon the face of the deep
And the spirit of Thighs moved upon the face of the water
Then the sky lit up
And the Thighs said "let there be ass" and then, there was Ass
The thighs saw that Ass was good
And then the thighs seperated the Ass and created the Breasts
The Thighs then said let the Ass be day and the Breasts be night
Then there was dawn and evening the next day
The Holy Thighble Verse: 6:11