It's time to get off your wobbly bums

You are a pedophile
You are a nonce
You are a perv
You're a slot-badger
You're a two-pin-din-plug
You're a bush dodger
You're a small bean regarder
You're an una-bummer
You're a nut administrator
You're a bent ref
You're the crazy world of Arthur Brown
You're a fence fole
You're a free willy
You're a chimney bottler
You're a bunty man
You're a shrub rocketeer

Obesity DLC call that shit an "Expansion Pass"

Now just you listen here.
I had this troll yesterday, y'know the type, plain lookin, no friends, probably eats haribo all day.
They said to me - my forehead, so high, it looks like my hairline's going back.
Listen here sweetie, it's because there's a bloody big brain in there... Yeah... Nearly as big as your arse.

WOKE WOBBLE - Political Correctness and Woke Wobble endorsing ‘fat is fab’ is something I despise and will continue to oppose. Don’t give a toss what leftie loons throw.

When I was a little lad, if I wanted berries and cream, mommy would make me do the little lad dance. Now mummy's gone. But I still like to do the little lad dance, and so might you. You just; run in place, nice form. Clap your hands, elegant. Touch your left heel with your right and your right heel with your left, haha. Gesture to yourself, berries and cream, wee. When all goes together, It goes a little something like this [Insert dancing] You look wonderful! Now, sing the berries and cream song. Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a little lad who likes berries and cream. Up the octave, go for it! BeRrIeS aNd cReAm, bErRiEs AnD cReAm, I'm A liTtLe lAd WhO lIkEs BerRieS aNd CrEaM! Easy peasy. Nice and easy. Light and breezy. Mmmm, delicious, and that's it. UH! That was it. Hahaha hahaha hahaha

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